I am All Deep ....And Shit

Why are the children not in their cages?
Well it took awhile but connie finally got me to start one of these things. Recently I went skiing. Now I am not the most athletic person....who knew right? I can ski I am not bad at it but I am not the best either basicly I can hang.....by the skin of my teeth. I must now say though that sking well, it sucks. Think about it when else would you stand on top of a mountain in 30 degree weather freeze your ass off and claim to be having fun. The only person that does that is Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music spinning around on top the mountain like a mental patient off her meds. ALso why do people stand at the bottom of the mountain and watch people rocket down the mountain out of control? They just stand there like some insane game of bowling just waiting to all be taken out in a one big strike.

Well I am skiing doing my thing on the beginner slope and my friends are like lets try this other slope its a beginner. I am like no its not look at the map. I decide to trust them and go thinking I am reading the map wrong. Never trust people that ski..thier not all there. I get to the top of this mother and guess what NOT A BEGINNER. So they are all we can just cut through the tree line. What the hell that is about as close to the wilderness as I ever want to get. I make it through the savage woods and continue down the slope. I am thinking I got this its cool....little did I know. Some like 5 year old looses control slams into me and causes me to do a header. Little bastards I hate those little kids that do all good and fly right by you. You just want to take them out with your pole anyway. So I am laying there with a mouth full of snow and this women says to me " and thats why we go slow and look out for others". So I told her " BITE ME SNOW BITCH" Needless to say this ended my day of skiing.

In conclusion if that little 5 year old had just been in a cage where he belonged none of this would have happend.

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